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  • You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
  • Stranger: hi
  • You: hii
  • Stranger: wyd
  • You: huh?
  • You: what u doin??
  • Stranger: wyd
  • You: is THATTTT what THATTTT meanss??
  • Stranger: yes
  • You: ooooh
  • You: well im typing right now....weird right?
  • Stranger: yup lol
  • You: OMG R U TYPING TOO????!?!?!
  • Stranger: yes
  • Stranger: asl?
  • You: HOLY BAG OF DICKS! I DIDNT THINK OTHER PEOPLE TYPED ON HERE!!!!
  • You: u 1st...
  • Stranger: lol
  • Stranger: im f
  • You: nice to mean you f. did ur parents give you that name???
  • You: lol im m
  • Stranger: im female
  • Stranger: lol
  • You: yeahhhhhhhhhhh ik lol im mail XD
  • You: live on
  • You: Fed-x
  • Stranger: ok
  • Stranger: i live in a box
  • You: i jst moved from UPS...i didnt like all the brown.....ya' see, browns sell drugs and slap women
  • You: fedex is white :) i fit in a lot better.
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

why....lol

  • You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
  • You: hii
  • Stranger: asl
  • Stranger: hi
  • You: u 1st
  • Stranger: I asked first
  • You: ladies first
  • Stranger: lol I'm 18 m usa who wants to experiment with another guy
  • You: HOT.
  • Stranger: asl?
  • You: 17 m use who enjoys the pussy
  • You: usa*
  • Stranger: lol
  • Stranger: so can I ask a ?
  • You: sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
  • Stranger: when did u last jerk off?
  • You: -_-
  • You: years ago...idk
  • Stranger: lol nu uh
  • You: why... o.O
  • Stranger: just askin
  • You: mmk
  • Stranger: wat u up to?
  • You: typing?
  • You: ll
  • You: lol***
  • Stranger: haha
  • You: and fucking up at it lol
  • Stranger: lol so have u ever beat off in a public place?
  • You: what state u live in??
  • You: n
  • You: whoa......
  • Stranger: AR
  • You: lol no.
  • Stranger: lame lol
  • You: lame?....
  • Stranger: ya cuz its fun lol
  • You: sorry i dont give myself a tug
  • Stranger: u should...
  • You: no?
  • Stranger: r u naked?
  • You: dont......need....to.....and noo......im wearing a dress shirt tie and cardigen n jeans boxers annnnd shoes
  • You: n glasses.
  • You: and socks.
  • Stranger: take that stuff off lol
  • You: no thank you?...
  • Stranger: cum on me while I'm jerking off
  • You: i think im good.
  • Stranger: I'm about to cum
  • You: i dont think i raised my hand and asked a question...
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.
randomly found this on my computer

randomly found this on my computer

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pretty dog swagg